CMC Metals Ltd. (CMCXF)

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Someone posted a news release on another board. Don't know if it is legit but it is pretty funny (at least for those who do not own this crap...)

Vancouver, B.C.: CMC Metals Ltd. (the "Company") wishes to announce that it has changed it's company's website. CMC Metals Ltd. is no longer focused on providing sustainable growth and value to the shareholders through the progressive development of precious metal properties to production phase. CMC Metals Ltd. is now focused on providing sustainable growth and value to the insiders by publishing news strategically. To accomplish that for example i have sold 300.000 shares for .07 before i have published the article about further dillution. Now i can visit a nice restaurant this weekend to have a romantic dinner with my boyfriend Michael Scholz. The best thing about it is that regular shareholders are paying the bill! I know that it's not allowed but i only make $5000 a month for being a parttime CEO of this company. I also receive a monthly check for being a parttime CEO of Cardiff Energy Corp. Last week I exercised my 750.000 V.CRS warrants for a great price of .08 and sold 150.000 pieces at .20 and 100.000 at .21. Have a nice weekend!!!

On behalf of the Board:
"Jack Bal"
Jack Bal, President & CEO
CMC METALS LTD.

For further information on the Company, please contact Mr. Jack Bal, CEO, Telephone: [e-mail].