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Thursday, 06/01/2006 11:25:12 AM

Thursday, June 01, 2006 11:25:12 AM

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McDonalds: Sorry Coke, we have decided to replace you with a healthier alternative.

Coke: Sorry McDonalds, you and I are under contract, therefore, should you chose to leave, we will have to sue.

McDonalds: Well Coke, the reason we are leaving is because your product contains not only addictive caffiene, but also sodium benzoate and citric acid, which have been strongly linked to extremely high levels of toxic BENZENE. And we ALL know that these levels of BENZENE are killing people with all kinds of cancers...SO, would you like to step out of this contract nicely? Or would you rather we TELL all of our customers WHY we are leaving?

Coke: Nice doing business with you in the PAST Mcdonalds...

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