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Re: Bird of Prey post# 7

Thursday, 05/24/2001 12:10:00 PM

Thursday, May 24, 2001 12:10:00 PM

Post# of 57
This is a post on SI which is worthwhile repeating:


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http://www.siliconinvestor.com/stocktalk/msg.gsp?msgid=15687153

To:TheGodfather who wrote (15213)
From: Master
Thursday, Apr 19, 2001 10:30 AM
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Prayer to Lord Jeff of SI
Third cousin to Lord of the Fly (on the mother's side)


Psalm: 23 verse 19
Dallas 17: Redskins 3

Oh Lord
Master of cyberspace communication
Purveyor of the chat rooms
Sayer who always gets the last word.

Oh Ye of infinite wisdom.
What haseth thy humble servant donneth to warrant thou wrath?
Speaketh to me Oh powerful One and telleth me my sin. Crawleth from under that rock, I mean, from the top of that
mountain and telleth me why I am undeserving of your compassion.

When I am provoked
should I not speaketh
When I am pricked (not that there's anything wrong with that)
should I just lie there and turn the other cheek
When my name is used in vain
should I stick my fingers in my ears
When my foes shoveth
should I further widen my blessed orifice
When i am spanked....(No problem with that last one as long as Ingrid does the spanking!)

Telleth me what to do Oh Lord
For I have read thy Holy Scriptures (TOU)
but yet cannot figure out my sin

Oh Lord
You are my Sheppard who likes little sheep
Telleth me my sin Oh Lord
so that next time I shall follow your righteous way

Lead me not into temptation (well, if she has big boobs a little temptation would be alright I suppose)
But deliver me from the demons that lyeth within.

Amen...but preferably A woman...Ok Ok, many many women!

Your humble servant

Master

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