To:TheGodfather who wrote (15213) From: Master Thursday, Apr 19, 2001 10:30 AM View Replies (2) / Respond to of 15397
Prayer to Lord Jeff of SI Third cousin to Lord of the Fly (on the mother's side)
Psalm: 23 verse 19 Dallas 17: Redskins 3
Oh Lord Master of cyberspace communication Purveyor of the chat rooms Sayer who always gets the last word.
Oh Ye of infinite wisdom. What haseth thy humble servant donneth to warrant thou wrath? Speaketh to me Oh powerful One and telleth me my sin. Crawleth from under that rock, I mean, from the top of that mountain and telleth me why I am undeserving of your compassion.
When I am provoked should I not speaketh When I am pricked (not that there's anything wrong with that) should I just lie there and turn the other cheek When my name is used in vain should I stick my fingers in my ears When my foes shoveth should I further widen my blessed orifice When i am spanked....(No problem with that last one as long as Ingrid does the spanking!)
Telleth me what to do Oh Lord For I have read thy Holy Scriptures (TOU) but yet cannot figure out my sin
Oh Lord You are my Sheppard who likes little sheep Telleth me my sin Oh Lord so that next time I shall follow your righteous way
Lead me not into temptation (well, if she has big boobs a little temptation would be alright I suppose) But deliver me from the demons that lyeth within.
Amen...but preferably A woman...Ok Ok, many many women!
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