The Solution
My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and
illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide
amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.
Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the
Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to
solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and
illegal immigrant problems.
I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and
cheaper than buying gas.