NOPE!!! I think the best we can get is,,,
our CERTS that say FAKE SHAREHOLER on it, but we could get the right address, BFE (BumF*CKEygpt)
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave
safely in a well-preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways,
totally worn-out, shouting,
'Holy shit! What a ride!'