Daily Affirmations...by DennisKy
#1: As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.
#2: In some cultures, what I do would be considered normal.
#3: Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others.
#4: My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment.
#5: I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.
#6: Hey, Joan of Arc heard voices, too!
#7: Four out of five of the voices in my head agree that I'm doing just fine.
#8: I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.
#9: All of me is butteiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid, and disgusting parts.
#10: I am at one with my duality.
#11: Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves in knots.
#12: False hope is nicer than no hope at all.
#13: I will strive to live each day as if it were my 40th birthday.
#14: Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.
#15: I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.
#16: A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.
#17: Who can I blame for my own problems? Give me just a minute...I'll find someone.
#18: It's not whether you win or lose, but where you place the blame.
#20: The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.
#21: Every day in every way, I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
#22: I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
#23: Don't suffer from insanity -- enjoy every minute of it!
