New Stud Rooster
> > A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster
> > for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old
> > rooster and says,
> > "OK old fart, time for you to retire."
> > The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
> > these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me
> > have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says,
> > "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.." The old
> > rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around
> > the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the
> > entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't
> > stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a
> > head start."
> > The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the
> > young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front
> > porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
> >
> > He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
> > The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front
> > porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun
> > and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly
> > shakes his head and says,
> > "Darn.....third queer rooster I bought this month."
> > Moral of this story? .....
Don't mess with us OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery will
always overcome youth and arrogance!