North American Palladium Ltd. (fka PALDF)

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NEWS Announcement ... ... ... ... ... ... The White House announced today that President Obama will immediately sign an executive order in a major effort to reduce green house gas emissions. The order will make it mandatory that Americas 500 million cows be fitted with palladium bearing catalytic converters cable of filtering out cow flatuant gases (farts) expelled into the environment which are proven to destroy the earths protective ozone layer. Researches from PAL have stepped forward stating they have abundant data available in the field of spewing out hot air and obnoxious gases and are ready to participate in the cow mountings.