Meeting Minutes from MYEC
Bill: How's it going, royal ugly dudes?
Ed: Dude, are you sure we should be doing this?
Bill: Ted, you and I have witnessed many things, but nothing as bodacious as what just happened. Besides, we told ourselves to listen to this guy.
Ed: What if we were lying?
Bill: Why would we lie to ourselves?
Bill: You ditched Napoleon!
Ed: Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas?
Deacon: He was a dick.
Evil Duke: Put them in the iron maiden.
Ed: Iron Maiden?
Bill, Ed: Excellent!
[air guitar]
Evil Duke: Execute them.
Bill, Ed: Bogus!
Ed: OK wait. If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?
Bill, Ed: 69, dudes.
Bill, Ed: Whoa.
[quadruple air guitar solo]
