Cdex, Inc. (fka CDEX)

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Clearly, CDEX needs a new idea to imagine up a doo hickey from.

So how about a coulomb counter??

just read where two fellers, Doctors nae doot, of Math, computed PI (2.718......n) out to the 500,000,000,000th place!!!!

Stupendous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010 February 21 Alexander J. Yee

Gotta bleeve that the good Dr. Yee and his helper have a largish tolerance for boredom. Sorta like copying a big dictionary in longhand.

We used to call that number EPSILON and used it to calculate a coulomb. Turned ooot that our calculations yielded 2.718 * 10 to the 18th power electrons. Since 2.718 nae matter how many places you carry it oot to it is still an irrational number, we used irrational methods, and it worked!!!.

But using it, we proved that you cannot start a car with a 12 volt lantern battery. Ain't enough coulombs in a lantern battery.
We by damn COUNTED them. Secret method.

Now for enuff money, as soon as CDEX gets all that money, from selling the IG4, we will sell them that secret method. Mankind deserves to use it, and who better to bring it to them than CDEX? That coulomb counter will save COUNTLESS lives.

DONT get excited YALL. Some of above may be lies. But shoot, we who follow CDEX are weel used tae lies!!