Biomass Secure Power Inc. (BMSPF)

[Philo Betto]

When it comes to this mockery of a stock, I guarantee you more people are running out of patients than they're money.

The Funny sad truth of the matter is, only because its such a cheap and practically worthless penny stock with no future of being anything more, some people still continue to amuse themselves by trading shares so they can afford to buy such items as: a pack of cigarettes, chewing gum, a can of beer, or perhaps a much needed prophylactic or two for the evening.

Hey who knows, maybe after a year or so of successful trading, several lucky biomess investors will be able to treat themselves to a hearty microwavable meal- along with some hostess cupcakes for desert at their local Seven-eleven or Circle K.