Please be advised that a memorial service for the Q Television Network will be held this coming Sunday, May 7, at 11 AM, at Our Lady of the Perpetual Flosser chapel, 491 E. Ramon Road, Palm Springs, CA. Nonbelievers and recently released inmates under age 25 are encouraged to attend.
Featured speakers may include George Clooney, Ellen Degeneris, Alexis Fish, and Carrot Top.
A reception will immediately follow at the Top of the Tram. Musical accompaniment by the Von Trapp Family Singers - if they can make it over the mountain in time.
Please do not send flowers. Bring casseroles. Frank likes tuna.
