Calmare Therapeutics Inc (fka CTTC)

[Vaffan-Coulo]

"...a new clinic in Boise, Idaho..."???

And, oh, look! "DABA, DAMBA"! So he's a "board certified ACUPUNCTURIST??? Woo-woo! Maybe he got a calmare to treat all the suckers who are afraid of having 4-5 inch long needles shoved into them!

Or maybe the calmare is for when he can't find the suckers' "meridians" -- those things are a LOT more complicated to track down than dermatomes!

And he apparently is an "herbalist" to boot:

but probably not the kind of herb I prefer

Yeah, of course, he probably doesn't use the kinda "herb" most docs are starting to use to treat pain -- wink, wink! Hey! Now THERE"S an idea! Serve up an ounce or two of GOOD "herb" with each calmare treatment -- wouldn't need no stinkin' insurance reimbursement to make money then!

In any case, did he actually BUY a calmare or did he just collect the one from the now CLOSED office of Dr. Becker:

officially CLOSED our doors