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[ThatHawaiiGuy]

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked
to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife preferred to read.

One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and
decided to take a short nap.

The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the
lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat and started to read her book. Along
comes the game warden in his boat, pulls up alongside and says, "Good morning
Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading my book" she replies as she thinks to herself, " Is this guy
blind or what?"

"You're in a restricted fishing area" he informs her.

"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"

"But you have all the equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to take you in and
write you up."

"If you do that I will charge you with rape," snaps the irate woman.

"I didn't even touch you," grouses the sheriff.

"Yes, that's true.......but you have all the equipment."

Moral: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read.

THX Kumar