Coates International Ltd. (fka COTE)

[lkopsaftis]

Kudos to George for sending a generator that does not work, to a non-existent company, in a far off land that no one has ever even heard of. China? Come on George, you could have made up a better name for a country than China.

Then to say that the generator is going to be transported “over road”; everyone knows if the generator really worked they would have used Wonka Vision.

What is this… the seventh thousandth made up deal this week? What ever happened to the deal with Canada, I don’t know if Canada is still even a country? If Canada still existed why would all of their hockey players play in the NHL?

I happen to have high tea everyday with the living members of the Supreme Court and I’m going to have them look over this press release. I also have a call out to the SEC and I’m expecting some news shortly.

I have lost all of my hair, seven wives and spent every waking moment of my life cursing the day I bought this stock. Now Olé’ Georgie Boy pulls out another 40-grand to assure he has an ample stock of aged whisky for his journey to this mythical land in the east…

The charade continues and this may go down as the best scam ever… God bless you George – you magical little leprechaun.