You know you're a Californian if...
* Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
* You incone exceeds $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
* You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
* You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
* A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
* Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
* Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
* Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
* It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
* It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
* Both you AND your dog have therapists.
* The Terminator is your governor.
* If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
For those who understand no explanation is needed, ...For those who don't none will.