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[mick]

OK. J, here it is for ya.
h#msg-10822544

Posted by: justastock
In reply to: None Date:4/25/2006 6:04:37 PM
Post #of 128298

Mick, you can put this one on your joke board >

> Subject: History Lesson
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> It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez,
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> the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.
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> The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. "Who
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> said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' "
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> She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up.
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> "Patrick Henry, 1775."
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> "Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said, "Government of the
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> people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?"
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> Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
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> The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro,
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> who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!"
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> She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"
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> "Who said that?" she demanded.
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> Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
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> At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The
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> teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"
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> Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
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> Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
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> Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the
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> teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
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> Now, with almost a mob hysteria, teacher said, "You little shit. If you
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> say anything else, I'll kill you!"
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> Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to
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> Chandra Levy, 2001."
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> The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor,
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> someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!"
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> Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."
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> Finally someone throws a eraser at Pedro, someone shouted "Duck"!
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> The teacher asked "Who said that?
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> Pedro: Dick Cheney 2006


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