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Friday, 11/14/2014 10:08:52 AM

Friday, November 14, 2014 10:08:52 AM

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Man Killed on Golf Course . . . The Price of Honesty!

http://therightjack.blogspot.com/2011/11/humor-man-killed-on-golf-course.html

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee.

When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she duffs it 10 feet. Then she goes over and misses it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet.

She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically,

"I guess all those f**king lessons I took over the winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"

He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 43 ...

"Music is the movement of sound to reach the soul for the education of its virtue". ~Plato~

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