Calmare Therapeutics Inc (fka CTTC)

[Vaffan-Coulo]

Sheesh! Gag me with a handful of candied maggots already!

"Marcie Ann" is back -- maybe:

Urrrrrp!

Get out your puke bucket:

"A nightmare, a gauntlet of choices… of invasive procedures. Pills, so many pills. The looming threat of addiction, as I searched to end what seemed to be endless suffering..."

"I asked, where are the heroes and the heroines of this nightmare I’m trapped in? Who will save me from this monster?"

"Abandonment: As friends, family, and the medical community tire of my seemingly infinite needs. My very existence is a constant reminder for those who love me and those sworn to heal. They too are helpless."

I'm gonna need a shower after this!

"It’s the never ending story; it’s the song that never ends."

Urrrrrp! Excuse me -- gotta go grab a couple of phenergan!

"And then, in the heart of a man named Giuseppe lays a seed and the courage to nurture it, to fight this relentless beast."

Aw, man! I may need to call in a hazmat team!

"Calmare Therapy, and those with the courage, compassion and integrity to stand beside us. And those with the determination to end our suffering enter the storyline, rewriting our never ending story, splashing its pages with hope for a life free from pain and suffering."

More phenergan -- STAT!

"Now, I sit across the desk from Dr. Stephen D’Amato who explains to my skeptical mind the wonders and success of “Scramble Therapy” in fighting RSD. As he spoke, it came to me: HE CAN SEE ME."

Yeah! By now, no doubt potato head has a lot of experience at recognizing a sucker when he "sees" one!!

"The internal implosion, the woman trapped in the burning inferno. A spark, a small ember of belief ignites in my numb heart."

I may have to "ignite" my house after this just to keep it from spreading to the neighborhood!

"I walked into the room to begin this Calmare journey. In the corner stands a seemingly insignificant machine. In this machine and in the hands of my hero and heroine, I place my last hope."

Well, at least she got the part about the "insignificant machine" right!

"And so nurse Brandi, Dr. D’Amato and me, Marcie Ann with Giuseppe’s machine set the pen to the parchment, charging into the story together."

"Set to the parchment"??? Probably meant "set to the checkbook"!

"But because of one man’s dream, and some courageous men and women, I no longer walk alone. I no longer walk as a helpless victim. With Calmare, my hope is alive."

Well, what can anyone say but "YUCK!" I'm going need a lysol shower to get the stink off me!

Now, the thing is -- WHO is "Marcie Ann." She certainly doesn't SOUND like the "Marcie Ann Dillard" who posted two YEARS ago on facebook:

"Update a month after Calmare therapy in Rhode Island.

Its been close to a month and all is going well. My pain is often a zero and only in my original leg.

Over the summer RSD spread to both arms as well as already being in both legs.

Calmare only took a couple of days to extinguish the pain in my arms. I had to stay a little longer because the original leg took more time. But in the end Calmare won again!"

Somehow that just lacks the...uhhhhhhh..."style"? Besides, THAT "Marcie Ann" up and disappeared after only a few comments -- she herself didn't even post, someone else "relayed" her comments! Not to mention, it's hardly what one would expect from the owener/operator of "Big Lake Family Pet Boarding Center":

http://www.freedoglistings.com/details.aspx?t=1&id=80109

So WHO really wrote it? Given the godawful writing, I initially suspected maybe the aspiring novelist -- FORMERLY aspiring calmare promoter -- Amanda Siebe. However, since calmare FAILED to do anything for her and she gave up promoting it, I guess she's ruled out.

In any case, I SERIOUSLY doubt ANYONE will make it through that without either throwing up or falling down -- LAUGHING! No wonder CTTC can't give the things away!