NanoTech Entertainment Inc (NTEK)

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Good for you! I can see the press release tomorrow morning:

NanoTech Hires Chief Sanitation Officer

November 4, 2014--NanoTech Entertainment Inc., an emerging leader in entertainment and communications products, today announced that [insert name here] has joined the company as its chief sanitation officer--a move that's heavily lauded by members of the financial community.

"I've been saying all along that NTEK won't go anywhere without a top-level, dedicated, in-house sanitation officer. Finally, the company can dispose of its trash like a Fortune 500 company," said Noah Juan Really, an analyst at Make Believe Financials.

[Insert name here] comes to NTEK from his couch in a neighboring area. "Selecting [insert name here] for this position was a strategic move. We knew we had to hire someone who lives close by and can respond quickly to sanitation emergencies. We're very happy and fortunate to have [insert name here] on board," said Mr. Nano Tech.

Part of [insert name here]'s responsibilities include taking out all employees' trash on a weekly basis, communicating new sanitation strategies to the staff, and sleeping in his car whenever necessary.

"I love this company--especially its atmosphere, which must be kept clean. That's why I'm happy to be acting as NanoTech's chief sanitation officer. If that's what it takes to get this company moving forward, I'm happy to do it," said [insert name here].

About NanoTech Entertainment Inc.
Headquartered in San Jose, CA, NanoTech Entertainment is a technology company that focuses on developing some pretty cool tech. The company has various business units that include, but are not limited to, 3D, gaming, media, mobile apps, and ice sculpting.