Netco Investments, Inc (fka NCVT)

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Paul Taylor would like to thank the investment community for paying off his mortgage and buying him some new cars over the last two days. He assures his fans that NTCV will print enough shares for everyone to get their fill so long as the price remains at its current level, and that the company has enough debt to convert all 5,000,000,000 of its shares to cover it. The company will shortly issue a resolution allowing additional shares to be issued, and in addition, we all know the story about more shares being sold than exist, so keep a wary eye out for the evil shortsellers trying to make this excellent investment go down. Don't forget to buy some CCDE because Morgan Guaranty is paying 5 times the market value for shares, all you have to do is apply for a Chase Gold Card. While you're at it, IPCY's bionic water will let you sell their bionic water for a mere $150,000 cash and you too can be a water company. At least that's the rumor I hear.