For the older readers
Subject: With Age Comes Wisdom (Humor)
WITH AGE COMES WISDOM
An 81 year-old man, who loved to fish, was sitting in his boat the other
day when he heard a voice say,"Pick me up" He looked around and didn't
see anyone, so he thought it was his imagination, when he heard the
voice again, "Pick me up"
He looked in the water, and there, floating on top was a frog. He asked,
"Are you talking to me?" The frog said,"Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick
me up ad then kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you
have ever seen and I'll give you more sexual pleasure than you could
ever dream of"
The man looked at the frog for a few seconds, then reached down, picked
him up and put him in his breast pocket.
The frog cried out, "What! Are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I
could give more sexual pleasure than you could ever dream of."
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Naw, at my age I'd
rather have a talking frog."
