Active Health Foods Inc (AHFD)

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The pipe will not be the problem when AHFD releases their health bars and beverages to the masses using a transformation approach. It will most likely earn AHFD and shareholders even more money as various people using the pipe get hungry. They will know the true delicious power of AHFD and the sustenance many AHFD health bars bring to the marketplace. All the while washing these revolutionary bars down with a few sips of AHFD beverages following pipe usage! Start stockpiling diapers as you will see poo poo turn to 24K gold soon enough! ;D