NanoViricides Inc. (NNVC)

[Its_lose_not_loose]

Find something else to do. This isn't working. Go NNVC!

As an added incentive, when you donate thousands (preferably tens of thousands) of dollars to this company, you are eligible to join the NNVC Wonderful Mutual Admiration and Cheerleading Karma Optimists Society (WmACKOS), an organization of members whose sole purpose is to 'rally the troops' with terms of endearment and positive-thinking platitudes. You'll be thrilled with the never-ending 'sky's-the-limit' exclamations, 'hey-we've-lost-more-money let's-buy-additional-shares', and 'TOX-is-going-to-be-announced-on-my-mark-wait-for-it' back patting. If you upgrade to the Platinum WmACKOS membership level (by simply bending the knee and swearing fealty to NNVC principals), you'll be able to exchange 'wink-wink', 'tee-hee-hee' and 'we-know-something-that-nobody-else-knows (even-though-we-really-don't-but-we-want-others-to-think-we-do)' banter with fellow members. You'll be able to carry on for years, exclaiming the virtues of this company, hinting daily of grandeur to come. When it doen't materialize, you can just shrug it off and bait the next round of enterpreneurs.