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An Italian doctor says: "In Italy,
medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on
another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."
The Dutch doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Holland we take part of a brain put it in another man, and in 4
weeks he is looking for work."
The Canadian doctor says: "Gentlemen,
we take half a heart from a man put it in another's chest, and in 2
weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all
are behind us. Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart,
and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking
for work!"
