That sounds a lot like a Cage Match Battle Royal back in the WWF days, or an episode of Beyond Thunder Dome. Nine shall enter one shall leave. Gotta have a scorecard to even know who is who. Maybe the members of each military should wear numbered jerseys. They would probably fight about who got which number like NBA players do in the preliminary event. The permutations of who is allied with whom changes like a kaleidoscope.
Except i see israel is not mentioned, and to not include them in the Mideast clusterfuck is sort of like what the american press does a lot. hell, they fight just for practice, but when we pour our blood and treasure in, they act as a corner man, and use the palestinians as a spit bucket.
But i am glad someone is trying to keep track. i don't even get the point of why we need to have our nose in their business other than oil prices, which we could thumb our noses at since we are exporting oil now at the expense of our environment. too much to even care much about.