Some PR paraphrased: 'without Jesus and the resurrection of the dead you don't have a chance'!!!!!!! .. 'Jesus was the first arrow from heaven' .. 'the only chance you have of leaving this earth alive is Jesus' .. SHIT .. SERIOUSLY, better check the dictionary definition of alive, no, we don't have to do we as we're not supposed to take your word's literally either, eh, Phil? .. Robertson is a caricature. and when he says he 'loves us all' that is total bullshit .. and as far as 'the gospel rescues all from Satan', get off the pot, Phil! .. there are a couple more about the army god guns stuff somewhere .. ah!
'how're you gonna get off the planet earth ALIVE without being born again?', change a bit and set him in the Taliban .. gawd Phil, d'ya have to yell so much to keep them with you? .. 'you don't get drunk anymore when you die' .. shit Phil, you don't pick your nose then, either.
'your birthday is really 9 months before you popped out, so really your birthday is not on the day'. Ok, Phil, conception is birth. Got it. Oh, then 'baptism is our real birth'. OH! Sod, help us 'the never really born.'
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