Obama is my Shepherd; I shall not work.
He maketh me to lie about the green job market:
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my sloth:
He leadeth me in the paths of hyping his self-rightousness for Barrack’s name sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the sharing of the wealth,
I will fear no workforce: For thou art funding me;
Thy welfare and thy food stamp, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of this bad economy;
Thou annoyest my head with oil prices; My crack pipe runneth over.
Surely ungratefulness and poverty shall follow me all
the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the housing of the Obama forever.
Become the kind of person that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan groans and says, "OH NO, HE'S AWAKE".