fung, I found this post from the zoo board to be quite amusing:
By: scam.slammer
29 May 2003, 06:46 PM EDT Msg. 967813 of 968147
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SBG, this one is dedicated to you:
ONCE UPON A TIME YOU FELT SO FINE,
BOUGHT SHARES AT A DIME IN YOUR PRIME, DIDN'T YOU?
BASHERS WOULD CALL, SAY "BEWARE DOLL THE PRICE IS BOUND TO FALL,"
YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL JUST KIDDIN' YOU
YOU USED TO LAUGH ABOUT EVERYBODY THAT WAS MISSIN? OUT
NOW YOU DON'T TOUT SO LOUD NOW YOU DON'T SEEM SO PROUD
ABOUT HAVING TO BE SCROUNGING FOR A SUBPENNY DEAL
HOW DOES IT FEEL? HOW DOES IT FEEL?
TO BE A DRUNKEN CRONE?
LIKE A SCAMMED UNKNOWN
LIKE A SURFIT CLONE?
YOU FELL HARD FOR VINNIES'S SCAM ALL RIGHT MISS BULLET
BUT YOU NOW KNOW YOU ONLY EVER GET FLEECED BY IT.
AND NOBODY'S EVER TAUGHT YOU HOW TO PLAY ON THE OTC
AND NOW YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET USED TO IT.
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER COMPROMISE WITH THE LOWDOWN BASHER,
BUT NOW YOU REALIZE HE'S NOT SELLING ANY ALIBIS.
AS YOU STARE INTO THE VACUUM OF HIS EYES
AND ASK HIM CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE A SMART DEAL?
HOW DOES IT FEEL? HOW DOES IT FEEL?
TO BE A DRUNKEN CRONE?
LIKE A SCAMMED UNKNOWN
LIKE A SURFIT CLONE?
YOU NEVER TURNED AROUND TO SEE JMC THE LYING CLOWN
WHEN HE SANK ON DOWN TO PULL TRICKS ON YOU
YOU NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT IT AIN'T NO GOOD
YOU SHOULDN'T LET PAID TOUTS MAKE STOCK PICKS FOR YOU
YOU USED TO BANK ON THE PRs OF AN SEC-BUSTED RAT
WHO CARRIED ON WITH SOME INANE COOKIE CUTTER RAP,
AIN'T IT HARD WHEN YOU DISCOVERED THAT
HE WAS REALLY FULL OF CRAP
AFTER HE TOOK FROM YOU EVERYTHING HE COULD STEAL?
HOW DOES IT FEEL? HOW DOES IT FEEL?
TO BE A DRUNKEN CRONE?
LIKE A SCAMMED UNKNOWN
LIKE A SURFIT CLONE?
NOW YOU'RE A FINANCIAL CRIPPLE, BUT ALL THE PETTY PEOPLE
WERE DRINKIN', THINKIN', THAT THEY GOT IT MADE
EXCHANGING ALL KINDS OF TOUTIN' AND SHILLING
BUT YOU'D BETTER TAKE YOUR LAST GOLD FILLING, YOU'D BETTER PAWN IT BABE
YOU USED TO BE SO AMUSED
AT TREFFIE'S BLATHER AND THE LANGUAGE THAT HE USED
GO TO HIM NOW, HE CALLS YOU, AND YOU CAN'T REFUSE
'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE HOLDIN' PINNACLE CERTS, YOU GOT NOTHING TO LOSE
YOU'RE INSOLVENT NOW, YOU GOT NO ASSETS TO CONCEAL.
HOW DOES IT FEEL? HOW DOES IT FEEL?
TO BE A DRUNKEN CRONE?
LIKE A SCAMMED UNKNOWN
LIKE A SURFIT CLONE?
AI
