NW Tech Capital, Inc. (NWTT)

[Ed the Trader]

"Big NWTT news--it will go to $45.00!!!!!

A buddy told me they have the technology for a solar powered jet pack that also gives back massages and makes frozen margaritas! Go NWTT--I'm loading up!!!!"

The new crew at NWTT are a creative bunch. That jet pack is only a second tier product that they invented on their lunch breaks.

Their star product is a pill that makes semen taste like chocolate. There is one problem though; it also leaves a dark mark in the middle of the forehead of a man who takes the pill, and therefore it is an "unfortunate" side effect that women everywhere will easily be able to identify these men. : )

I've heard the folks from NWTT talking about how there may finally be a stock that could rival Berkshire Hathaway in price...