Tornado Alley (PROG)

[DesertDrifter]

sonofabitch... my firewood truck is a toyota tundra and now i must either sell it to a republican or run it into a lake. except the lakes are dry, at least most of them have been sucked down by subsidized agriculture the past few years. that palin wench, a media invented grandma with serious denial issues of reality, reportedly has a need for penises large enough to use rolexes as decoration, which has sent todd out onto the tundra. okay, before i wander farther into bad taste, i might mention that her attempted charms at the peace officer were greeted with a chuckle and a ticket.