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[PappaJohn]

In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation
for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the local
ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant
celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays
while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.

The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the
cause of the godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.

The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long,
passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel
and declared, "Case dismissed!"

The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling
and said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case?
Surely the Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances.

And the Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur
and Hanukkah ....and yet my client and all other atheists have no
such holiday!"

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, "Obviously
your client is too confused to know about, or for that matter,
even celebrate the atheists' holiday!"

The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday
for atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"

The judge said "Well, it comes every year on exactly the same date---"







April 1st!"







The fool says in his heart, "There is no God."
- Psalm 14:1, Psalm 53:1