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Tuesday, July 01, 2014 12:36:59 PM

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Mad Libs Earnings Report. Hahahaha!!

We remain convinced that we have seen the bottom of this downturn and, while the top of the upturn is still going sideways, the future of our industry is bright and shiny and our place in it secure.



Earnings before intimidation, depression and aggravation (“EBITDA”) for the second quarter of 2009 was $____ million compared with $___ million for last year’s second quarter, a decline that was mirrored not only by other corporations in the Company’s business sector but in the entire meta-system that makes up the nexus of corporate capitalism worldwide.



http://fortune.com/2009/07/20/corporate-earnings-press-release-mad-libs-edition/
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