Bakken Energy Corp. (BKEN)

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This is my prediction for the next PR.
ORFG: The Company has signed a letter of Intent to Partner with Empire Oil Refineries to buy domain names and set up cheesy websites in an effort to sell digital pieces of paper for a considerable markup. This should add significantly to our bottom line. We are also negotiating deals to secure real estate on the Sun which we believe holds enormous potential for oil and natural gases based on things we read on Wikipedia. We found an old defunct Death Star currently valued at a bazillion dollars but feel if we can get the force fields and planet laser thingy working it could be worth upwards of 20 bajillion dollars. Bakken...er...Orofino is also looking at brokering a deal for Mars where we could either be the buyer, seller or both. We are also still working closely with Finra on our name and ticker change but we forgot to put a stamp on the envelope. As soon as we sell 40 more shares we should have enough to pay the postage and expect it to be approved within the next 30 - 365 days.