Have an epiphany, did ya?
I'm afraid it ain't lookin' too good here, partner. Looks like Dan bagged you for 60 days. Now, you probably don't know much about Dan. He's sort of the father figure around here. Older than me, even (sorry Dan, but it's true). He usually just pats everybody on the head and tells them to get along and behave from now on. So, if you pissed him off enough to make him throw you in here for 60 days, you're likely to stay thrown in here for 60 days. Sorry.
It doesn't look like I'll be running out of things to do any time soon.