rooster -- you'll have to make do with Pepper: If you're happy and you know it, 'Pepper' the robot will clap its hands regmedia.co.uk/2014/06/05/index_pic_03.jpg Yours for just $2k... too bad it looks like a mock cock [yt]QbvADg5YrIg[/yt] [yt]osD6O4LAcpo[/yt] [yt]kwMJCAZUyGc[/yt] 5 Jun 2014 http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/06/05/softbank_robot_pepper_understands_emotions/ [no comments yet], http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbvADg5YrIg [no comments yet], http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osD6O4LAcpo [with comments], http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwMJCAZUyGc [with comments] but what the heck -- at least it looks to be about the right size: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/Buttcrack.jpg ([linked in] http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=102905187 )