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Shiner, LMU, Potts and all other loyal holders.

Still in, still waiting like all other for some uplifting news.

In the meantime, the only contribution I hope to make is something that will hopefully make you smile.


Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean iss illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four," replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of ze f****** automobile" the German says unbelievingly. "Look at ze gott dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."

"You canta pulla thata one on me-aa!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and thereforea youarra breaka da law."

The German driver replies angrily, "Idiot! I vant your supervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"

"I’ma sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He's a busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."


R.