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> Subject: Thank You Ex-Mr. President Clinton
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> Very, very interesting!Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:
>
> I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
> Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending
>my
>
>
>
>
> "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
> 1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones,
>Monica
> Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick.
>Did
> I leave anyone out?
>
> 2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really
> planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but
> now they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.
>
> 3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
> (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to
> know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that
> certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the
> other one involved does NOT have sex.
>
> 4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
> generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag
> the Dog" could be plausible after all.
>
> 5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
> graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and
> John Kennedy look moral.
>
> 6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the
>5th
> Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying
> about Democratic campaign fund raising.
>
> 7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's
>from
> the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal
> convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
>
> 8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our
> foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully
> disguised as necessary trips.
>
> 9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I really
>didn't
> need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well
> deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel
>for
> all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your
>cronies
> have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other
> administration.
>
> 10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of
> convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have
>them
> rejoin society.. (Not to mention the scores he pardoned while Governor
>of
> Arkansas)
>
> 11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that
> Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming
> gifts you've received from your "friends."
>
> 12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House
>for
> vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also
> appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware,
>linen,
> towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.)
>out
> of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less
>tax
> dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
>
> 13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million
>dollar
> advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million
> advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!
>
> 14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to
> let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus
>in
> Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As
>part
> of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to
>agree
> to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would
> not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at
>the
> time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher,
> "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed
> and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of
>the
> World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV
>networks
> at the time that the
> terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all
>later
> reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?
>
>
>
>
>
> What a guy!!If you agree that the American public must be made aware of
>these facts,
> pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending
>my
> taxes so wisely and frugally.
>
> SINCERELY, A US Citizen<!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><!--[endif]--> PS.
>Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the
> Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful
>factual
> e-mail.
> AND THE REST OF THE STORY...
>
> Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under
>the
> "Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if
>she
> never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until
> she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible
> after only 4 years?)
>
> If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is
> already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary
>outlives
> Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?
>
> WE DO!
>
> It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency,
> they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New
>York.
> Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life.
> Still makes sense.
>
> Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at
> around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built
>within
> the acreage to house the Secret Service agents.
>
> The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the
> use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their
>mortgage
> payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's
> salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the
> salaries for their 12 man staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal!
>
> When she runs for President, will you vote for her?
>
> How many people can YOU send this to?
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