Bebida Beverage Company (BBDA)

[WhiteFish]

My interpretation of the latest PR:


BBDA today announces it has hired four college dropouts to wear BBDA.pk shirts at races. "We are proud to have such great team members join the .pk revolution", said Chief Racer Brian Weber. "We are glad we do not have a no-poaching agreement with the unemployment office", added Chief B&J Eater Daisy Ramirez. Each dropout will also be named CEO of BBDA funded companies in which BBDA owns 1% of each. "Don't worry, when selling BBDA stock, we will still PR that these 1% owned companies are subsidiaries" Weber stated.