I am quite fuzzy as to who in the world is NUOCO. Is it my imagination or is this the entity that is the fabrication of Les, Greg, JJ, Dennis et. al gone wild.
Is this the last resort because the BOD could not find an actual, a real functioning miner who would step up. So these guys sat around the campfire on the mountain and had an epiphany.
JJ: Hey Les, if we don't come up with something real soon, the shareholders are going to rebel. Then what do I do. I am a Chilean lawyer. I cannot tell a lie.
Greg: We had this Swedish meat ball on the hook. He really believed us when we told him we have billions of dollars worth of rocks here, yes right here in Santiago. Too bad he did not raise enough funds to pay us. Now what do we do. Maybe we can go after the Norwegian gafilta fish.
Dennis: He guys, I want no part of this crazy shenanigans. You asked me to come on board to convince the world that you are all legit. So, that's what I am doing. After that, I go back to Utah and take a couple of ski runs before the snow melts and retire with millions of shares of Medinah.
Les: Oh hell guys, don't worry so much. I'll call my trusted dentist. You know, the guy who pulls teeth. He knows exactly what we should do. He is smart. I'll reach him on my iPhone. He DeCosta, what should we do next.
DeCosta: Les, I am so sorry I am not there with you around the campfire. I bet it is great to be there among all that gold and glitter. So, here is what you do. You just make up a company. You call it NUOCO. It doesn't mean anything. It's just a way for us to finally look legit. NUOCO has no money, no liabilities, no experience, nothing. That's the beauty of it all. It means nothing. But the shareholders will think it does. And they will buy the worthless stock, and keep buying.
By the way Les, I am bringing my mother to the AGM. I know, you were a bad boy, so your mother hates your guts because some people have her convinced you defrauded widows. But hey, she doesn't know you like I do. You are my hero. You and me, we think alike. NUOCO. I like the way that sounds. Why it sounds so much better than the patients screaming when I pull their teeth. NUOCO. Yes NUOCO. I want to write a song about NUOCO. Don't cry for me Santiago, NUOCO was meant to be. Yes you feel cheated. But just wait a few years more. NUOCO, you are my song, my inspiration. NUOCO.
Alright. I admit, I am getting punchy at this late date. This is too much. Just having fun waiting for the green, .06, .10, and who knows, maybe two decimals to the right even. Great chart. Just watch as the share price flies off the charts. You'll see.
The entertainment is just beginning folks. You have a front row seat to the most incredible mining story yet to be performed on May 11.
Can't get a straight story from these guys, so why not make up my own stuff. The above is all fiction. None of the characters are real. It is intended for fun and entertainment only. Am I not entitled to fiction, as Les and gang?
NUOCO you are my destiny. NUOCO you are my fantasy. NUOCO, I see you in my dreams, but when I run to hold you, you disappear. NUOCO, Les and DeCosta Love you so!
