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[NYBob]

From the joke board.............


An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board,
but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, Holly Madison said, "I have my own reality
show and I am the smartest and prettiest woman at Playboy, so
Americans don't want me to die." She took the first pack and
jumped out of the plane.

The second passenger, John McCain, said, "I'm a Senator, and a
decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States
of America." So he grabbed the second pack and jumped.

The third passenger, Barack Hussein Obama said, "I am the
President of the United States and I am the smartest ever in the
history of our country, some even call me the 'Anointed One.'" So
he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.

The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a
10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life and served my
God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have
the last parachute."

The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. Graham. There's a
parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took my
schoolbag."
God Bless