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Hay old ben
were getin that buk a share! well, it looks lik its going to be a buk a shares. all the shars!
clas dismised! I think i flunked investment!
I have an idea! We ain't moving forward.
Madame Jong Dia King Kong took your money and is now opening up a new business called New Life China/Laundry. Don't eat there because she is so cheap that she does her cooking and laundry in the same pot. All of her food tastes like soap!
No! It won't ever go anywhere because Madame Big Mouth Jia Dong Chew Ming has cut and run with your money. She's opening up a chain of Chinese restaurants and laundry mats with your money!
Late Breaking News! FFGO is finally going to deliver that long antipated dividend. Here's the procedure for claiming your dividend. Get a shovel and a pick. Go find the nearest gold mine in your county. Dig and keep on digging--even if it takes 100 years. After you have kept digging for awhile, go and advertise on Craigslist that you have a gold mine for sale. See how many suckers actually call you. Take the highest bid. Make sure they pay you in cash! Get out of the country as quickly as possible!
Maybe with my proceeds, I will be able to afford a walker and some false teeth. I might even be able to treat everyone at the retirement home with a pizza night!
Looking forward to the dividends in 2060.
Getting closer! How close? Will it happen in the next 100 years?
When? How much? At what point will stock holders begin to realize that this stock is dead? Some of you have been saying the same thing now for over three years. Wouldn't all of you agree that at some point, you have to come to the realization that this will never pay a dividend?
I hate to keep restating the obvious but a company with no officers, office, phone number, desks, chairs, computers, janitors, employees, assets, liabilities, a checking account, a savings account, an address, doors, windows, pencils, pens, file cabinets, bathrooms, cubicles, rugs, carpet, paper clips, paper, etc... can't be considered a real company.
The only thing we have ever seen is a Twitter Account. Anyone with a cell phone can set that up! So at least we know that at one time, FFGO did indeed have one asset, a cell phone with a Twiiter app! With a resume like that, it's no wonder there are so many people who believe they are going to get rich!
The Buck a Share Club was a typo. He actually meant to call our club the Buck A Shares Club! In other words, all our shares combined are worth a buck!
There is gold somewhere! We just don't have any!
Hay Hay Hay Everywon,
that buk a shar is cumming soon!
clas desmessed!
If you have followed this board for the last two years, my crazy posts would make more sense to you.
Sometimes, I like to use a little insane humor to illustrate how insane it is for people to keep holding on to hope that this stock is ever going to reap a profit/dividend.
Bad news everyone (everywon)! Stock holders have been hoodwinked!
Class dismissed!
A buck a share HMMMM!!!!! I tell you what! Is there anyone in this group who believes that the combined total of all shares owned is worth a buck?
hel yes! 14.00 a shar iss posibel! ur frend and teecher who holds clas on investing but not spelling thinks 14 buks a share is posibel!
clas dismised!
Hay everywon,
we aint get in no buk a share! clas got dismissed two erly sew insted we got detention!
Countdown to Dividend Blastoff! T Minus 5,000,000,000,000,000 days!
Hay everywon,
Im still countin on that buk a share that i wuz teling everywon abouut in my clases! sew, i won't bee holding clas any moore! i am just going two wate until them nss get hamered! thin we wil al be rich!
clas desmessed!
Buck a share! Are you kidding me? The combined total of everyone's shares aren't even worth a buck now!
yu fourgot to dismiss the clas
clas dismissed
hay everywon,
shortie is gona cum threw and weree goin to git hour buk a share some time in the next 1000 yeres!
clas dismised!
tic toc
thats rite! keep the tic on toccin for the next 100 years! we still aint get in no buk a shar!
we aint getin nothin! aparently clas is dimised forever!
Hay everywon,
gess wat! we aint gettin no buk a shar! clas dismised!
Have no fear everyone. I am sure the brain trusts of FFGO are meeting right now to discuss a Plan B to help investors get their money back and more. I hear these are some of the investments they are examining.
1) ocean front property in Tennessee
2) mountain homes in Florida
3) Orange groves in Alaska
Can't wait to hear the next Twitter update!
How's FFGO doing these days? I wonder if the executives are hard at work today building our business!
Is this Garr's bimbo girlfriend? He sux!
Jia sux
Garr sux
Garr sux!
Can't wait for that buck a share! Can't wait for those dividends! Are you kidding me? If we ever get any dividend from this company, I will eat the shirt on my back!
Garr SUX!
Jia SUX!!!!!
Why does this stock even exist! Madame Big Mouth Jia Bo Bia Dong Fong Long who does King Kong has bailed as well as her 135 year old accomplice Garr Barr Far Mar Dar Lar Car Sar! I hope that old fart keels over!
Hay Firelane,
I thawt we wer getin a buk a shar! isnt that wat lumb was sayin?
clas dismissed!
Because our company executives are too busy mining our gold to perform menial tasks like web development, issuing PRs, holding meetings, sending out Twitter updates, running copies, cleaning restrooms, filing important legal documents, updating shareholders, etc...
In order to perform these tasks, a company has to have an office, a mailing address, company officers, company employees, desks, chairs, computers, phones, filing cabinets, files, restrooms, janitors, etc...
If you want the answer to any of your questions, you may be able to find your company executives. Just look for an unmarked panel truck parked outside a pool hall in one of our fine urban cities. They will be easy to spot because you are looking for a truck marked Two Men and a Truck of Gold.
Hooray! Maybe their Twitter account still works!
I am sitting here with bated breath waiting for that 3400 percent dividend!
Yeah they are! Let me know when you find a real company that can actually pay a dividend.
Hay,
im gonna difind ffgo becuase thay are payying us a buk a share.
clas desmisssed!
Payday is around the corner.
Which corner would you be referring to?
Hay evrywon,
its cowting dwoun untill that buck a share. hapy new years evrywon and dontt forgett that a bukk a share is comming soon!
clas dismissed
I am counting down the days until the disbursement of that historical dividend! Tic Toc, Tic Toc, Tic Toc, Tic Toc, Tic Toc, Tic Toc, Tic Toc..............Only a trillion or so tic tocs and then the historical dividend shall come to pass!