CEO Pak Hei Jefferson Chan WILL SHOCK THE WORLD

TAKE OUT THE NEWS AND SHOCK THE WORLD

WITH ATOMIC BOMB NEWS

SEND THE SHORTS TO HELL WITH A BANANA UP THE ASS

WATCH OUT ROOF IS ABOUT TO BLOW

ATOMIC BOMB NEWS IS HEADED OUR WAY KITL IS GOING TO EXPLODE

MASTER CHEF SCOTT CONANT WILL SHOCK THE FRANCHISE WORLD

GOING BLOW THE ROOF OFF THIS STRIP JOINT

SHORTS ALL GOING TO HELL

RAMBO HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING

SHORTS ARE GOING TO HELL

RAMBO HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING AND IS GOING TO BLOW UP THIS STRIP JOINT

SHORTS READY TO GET A BANANA UP THE ASS IN HELL

HUFFING AND PUFFING GOING TO BLOW THE ROOF OFF THIS STRIP JOINT

RIP SHORTS NEWS GOING TO HIT INTERNATIONAL WIRES

HAIL BREAKTHROUGH AND SHOCK THE WORLD

ATOMIC BOMB NEWS IS GOING TO HIT INTERNATIONAL WIRES

THESE SHORTS ARE GOING TO GET IN THE ASS ONCE AND FOR ALL

TAKE OUT THE NUCLEAR WARHEAD NEWS AND SHOCK THE WORLD

NEWS TOMORROW MORNING GOING TO HIT INTERNATIONAL WIRES

HAIL METAVERSE BREAKTHROUGH HAIL THE HOLY GRAIL

SEII WILL SHOCK THE WORLD

SHORTS ARE ALL GOING TO HELL WITH A BANANNA UP THE ASS

ATOMIC BOMB EV GOING TO DROP

WOLF CRY WOLF OLD NEWS BOSS

UNLEASH THE ATOMIC WAR HEAD NEWS AND SHOCK THE WORLD

SHORTS WILL BE RUNNING WITH A BANANNA IN TWO HOLE

BURN SHORTS BURN IN HELL

$1.00 BOMB

SOUND ALL ALARMS BOSS

MM’S SMOKING MIRRORS

HOLD ON TO YOUR DIRTY UNDERWEARS

KITL IS GOING TO SHOCK THE WORLD

THE DIRTY SHORT KNOWS HE’S ABOUT TO GET A BANANNA IN THE ASS

HOLD ON TO YOUR DIRTY UNDERWEARS KITL GOING GLOBAL

SCOTT CONANT WILL SHOCK THE FRANCHISE WORLD

BLAST OFF

MONSTER ONE BOSS

ATOMIC NEWS GOING TO HIT INTERNATIONAL WIRES

MM’S GOING TO HELL WITH A BANANA UP THE ASS BOSS