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There's no doubt about it. For moron hunting, this is a target rich environment. Enjoy your time on the outside. We'll keep your cell available.
I see you're being paroled this afternoon. Although it's always a sad day when we lose an inmate who is such a mean-spirited, misanthropic crab ass, we can take comfort in knowing you'll be back soon.
Stay away from people who irritate you (which apparently, is just about everyone) and don't forget to write.
Let a hundred iggies blossom.
1-3 means back away slowly, 4 or more means run like hell.
I'm surprised that no one has championed the idea of an Ignore Exchange Board. It could be infinitely more beneficial to the site than the stupid and fraudulent Personmark Exchange Board.
I see we have a happy ending here. How nice. I bet you called Dan Grandfather Clock. He doesn't like it when people do that.
You've been an Ihubber for seven years and you didn't already know that you didn't like the Admins? I knew it almost immediately.
We in the field of correctional science have a phrase we like to employ when we encounter an inmate who is particularly uneducable: "Into the cooler you go."
I see that a week in the hole did nothing for your reading comprehension skills. Try it again: #msg-111577603 Read it slowly. Sound out any words you find difficult.
Oh, . They've extended your stay until Tuesday, and you've been banned from posting here. Gee willikers, I bet that's frustrating.
The better question is "Why are they letting you out tomorrow?" Let's see if we can get that adjusted a little.
Truthfulness is for the little people.
This isn't the town square or the courthouse steps. This is Ihub (motto: "You shall not overcome.") Your rights begin and end with the right to log out.
Well, well, look who has joined us for a few days. It's Little Goody Two-Shoes, the patron saint of newbies. Spamming? How pedestrian.
The Jailhouse is hereby declared to be a SUGO free zone.
I don't mean to be critical, but your sense of contrition is not coming across quite as strongly as you probably intended. You might want to take another whack at it.
Dan, he addressed his post to our Satan alias. You should have responded with this one.
Thank you for alerting us to this problem. IH Admin [Linda] has now been relieved of all administrative duties, and we are considering having her flogged. If you have any interest in assuming her now vacant position, please notify us at your earliest convenience.
It's really more of a magical power than a rule. Let's say I wanted to ban you, legalizeMJ, from posting in The Jailhouse. All I have to do is focus on it (everyone, please be quiet for a minute, I have to really concentrate), and ta-da! It happens. See?
http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/seeBans.aspx?boardid=38
Pretty cool, right?
Speak not, you reprehensible and incorrigible swine. Why Ihub has tolerated your miserable self for lo these many years is one of life's great mysteries.
Hey, that's great. I was expecting only 15 minutes.
Take heart for it is equally obnoxious "out there." This site is populated by multitudes who would see a thousand people succumb to Ebola just so their scam Ebola stocks uptick.
And there is no bashers cellblock, only a bashers card table. There is, however, a gargantuan pumpers cellblock.
Who ordered the douchebag dragnet? What a collection of egomaniacs, paranoiacs and pond scum. I feel a banning bender coming on.
Oh, look who came to visit, the incredibly obnoxious DR. EVIL. How nice.
I-want-to-roast-him. I want to roast both capital letters. I want to roast the three lower case letters. I want to roast the space between the a and the V. I want to smell the acrid fumes of burning cluelessness.
So you have a post removal rate of a whopping 40%, are completely unrepentant for your numerous transgressions, make the laughable claim "that admin has multiple alias and are also regular posters and mods," and now suggest that you yourself have multiple accounts.
Perhaps you shouldn't get too attached to that 8/20 release date. It might not hold.
And don't forget Ihub's Golden Rule: "If you can't say something nice, say it in a PM."
I find it easier to tell them the unvarnished truth, that basher mods were created under a provision of the Mod Squad Full Employment Act that was enacted by Clem Chambers in May, 2007.
Honesty is the best policy, David.
Psst, David. He's not listening.
So go somewhere else, you dumbass. Oh, and shaddap.
That is not exactly a revelation to me.
Try to comfort bigsol33. I am concerned he might not give Ihub five stars on the Jailhouse inmate satisfaction survey.
Trollito ergo sum.
"I can't believe that I thought Ihub was a place of honesty." I can't believe you thought that either.
You too.
Come to papa.
My understanding is that the Admins have a word for any new feature that might create controversy or dissent and thus their workloads. That word is "No."
You're not wrong. Ihub experimented with it for a brief period in late 2004. Alas, it ended in disappointment. #msg-4793180
Welcome, art23. Now shaddap.