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I was going to release you on the spot, but then Watts Watt came along and got me all upset. How can I concern myself with consistency in the application of the TOU when I am facing eternal damnation?
It may be a fair observation that if "The Cleveland Show" were a category on "Jeopardy," it would not be one on which most IH Admins would excel.
Alas, such is the unfairness of life. Try a PM to whomever jailed you.
How much do you have?
It means that your choice of an alias might not be particularly apt.
Now that you are officially ensconced as Ihub's most junior Admin, Edward would like you to know that he takes his black with one sugar.
Hey, Doc Rogers, you should have one of your fellow killjoys add your handle to the Q&A marquee. It's time to make your bones.
Do I espy an insult to my (somewhat) trusted and (semi-)loyal aide-de-camp, Churak of Bohemia? Why, yes, I believe I do.
Well, we just can't have that. I think that three days of quiet contemplation are in order.
I must admit that the placement of Afro-American, Hispanic, and Middle Eastern Indian dolls in a store whose average shopper is a white, non-Hispanic 50-year-old woman is quite the marketing coup.
Look who has joined us in the Jailhouse. It's MultiAliasRaptor! Guards, after he is processed, please take Raptor's little friend to the cellblock for the criminally insane.
"Assistant Overlord" lacks panache. Besides, we had to give deadbeat IH Admin something to do.
Great, another newb to break in. I just got Edward squared away.
That ban was imposed by David, the Contemptuous. Seek him out (but exercise great caution).
Your post suggests that this board is administered with an aspiration to be fair. I assure you that nothing could be further from the truth. Inducing exasperation is more our bailiwick. BUT!!!
Occasionally, a kinder and gentler approach may be warranted, so I will make you this exceedingly generous, no-strings-attached offer: simply respond to this post by noon today and you will be released.
It has been our pleasure. Love that Doubting Thomas profile pic. So explorative, so probing.
Look who is back in my Jailhouse for a visit. It's he who penned the most beyooteeful post EVER. #msg-53189795
Still brings a tear to my eye.
What is the petty, mortal matter you bring before the great and powerful Supreme Overlord? Speak.
Do you think Supreme Overlord sounds sufficiently omnipotent? Should I add an Ubermensch somewhere in there?
Edward, by now, it is pretty much common knowledge that I am in charge, so perhaps it's time to end the charade. Just change my alias to IH Admin [Supreme Overlord] and send him to me.
How about any post that mentions anything? They are almost impossibly stupid, so I would like to keep it as simple as possible.
All caps in boldface....how obnoxious.
Lose the caps. #msg-95095490
Begone, fool. Leave this site. Do not return.
Take Wowza with you.
Who's up for a Fryday while Big Momma is off slurping down gazpacho?
A hiatus is in order. Here's a final thought. Forget what your mother, your cub scout den leader, and every Pope not named Borgia have told you about truth triumphing over evil. In reality, good's batting average against evil falls well below the Mendoza Line. The bad guys win at least four times out of five. Here, even more so.
And in a nutshell, this is the reason why: The person you just thanked for his "fabulous DD" is here to take every dime you have, and more often than not, the person you just labeled a basher is merely attempting to prevent him from succeeding.
Ironic, is it not? We laud those who would ruin us and loathe those who would save us. Pogo, it seems, had it right.
And away I go.
Hmmmm....that would leave us rather shorthanded. Okay, how about this? We launch a campaign advertising June 1 - August 31 as "The Summer of No TOU"? They can beat the crap out of each other for 92 days, and we'll pick up the pieces in September.
Is there anyone in particular who should take note of that post, or should I file it under "Shelly's Random Thought for the Day"?
And yet, David, despite the delicate touch and public relations mastery you display here, there are some who will cling to the bizarre notion that your people skills are lacking.
I just broke that sad news to my six other ones. Some of them took it hard.
Good. I could use a vacation.
Shaddap.
Alas, Churak, it is a pity indeed that goodwill, compliments and social grace do not come as naturally to others as they do to you.
Hasta la vista, baby.
The punishment is rather harsh. Typically, Ihub will generate an electric charge that targets your IPaddress and blows up your computer.
Hey, [Edward]. Before she left for the Playa del Hellcat, Queen Shelly promised to send me a big-time scoundrel from IHub's Dregs of Humanity list, and the phish you sent me barely cracks the top 100.
Don't believe everything you read. No one cast me out of anywhere. Gabriel, Michael and Uriel were scamming the old man and he was oblivious to it, so I flipped everyone off and said "Hasta la vista." I have witnesses.
Yeah, reference the Bible here. That's a really good idea.
Look again. Those are your fellow inmates. The Admins have it in for you.
Sure. How's this? You irritate me and I'll send you into the ether never to return. Good?