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On a bright note, I believe that this new user will offer a different perspective: http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/profilea.aspx?user=592412
No shouting in the Jailhouse, Billy Mays. Lose the caps lock.
I've said too much already, but I'll point you in the right direction. Cherchez la pumptard.
You're looking for a hot stock? I may have just the thing. How does this sound?
1. For a spokesperson, the company has an eligible-for-Social-Security-benefits "supermodel" who has been in TWO movie scenes with Chevy Chase, one of them as recently as 20 years ago.
2. The company owns 51% -- that's over half! -- of a beverage line that includes a prosecco no one ever heard of and a sugar-free sparkling wine. Diet bubbly! Tell me that your cat wouldn't want a sip or two of that (unless of course your cat gets grossed out easily).
3. It gets better. That prosecco that no one ever heard of? It's going to be served on an airline no one ever heard of. I kid you not.
Get in now.
The fact that I have an empty cell is purely coincidental.
The TOU is for girlie men. Go ahead and post it.
You got Dan to use a toilet? That's pretty significant in itself.
This is awkward. I guess they didn't tell you. You're out.
I have no recollection of having approved this.
I'm Satan. You were expecting benevolence?
Let me help you out then. It says "DDAmanda Is Now Free to All Ihubbers."
Short cabal sounds like a plot to take over Munchkinland.
Ihub should have a list of words banished. Let's start with "boomage" and "epic."
Dupers, dupes, Ihubbians, lend me your ears. Soon we will bid farewell to another trading year on Ihub, a year in which the lessons not learned were the same as those not learned in years prior. Let us pause to review a few of them before we proceed to not learn them again in the year ahead.
A hot stock involves two groups: early stupid and late stupid. Early stupid is no smarter than late stupid. He does, however, get late stupid's money.
If statistics were political prisoners, human rights groups would condemn Ihub for the brutality with with they are tortured here.
Longs are creatures of hope, and it springs eternal. There is no good news so tepid that longs will not proclaim it to be life (and zip code) changing, and no bad news so horrid that they cannot find not only a silver lining, but a silver vein so thick and rich that it will be life (and zip code) chganging.
Want to improve your bashing effectiveness? Spend a little time in self-reflection. Too many fail to appreciate that the personas they present to the world are those of miserable wretches. Find some common decency and perhaps, just perhaps, people will listen to what you have to say (although I wouldn't bet on it).
A 300% gain one day followed by a 75% retracement the next day leaves you at break even. Your imagined 225% profit was stolen by the laws of mathematics, not crooked market makers. (Furthermore, should your stock trade like that, do not proclaim to the world "This stock trades like a big board stock." You will sound like an idiot.)
A continuing conundrum: In today's celebrity culture, Ihub allows blatant and open manipulation of celebrityhood (peoplemarks) yet will incarcerate you for manipulating board reads. Why do we do this? We don't know.
"Good DD" is the umbrella phrase for the outdated share structures, fossilized financials, incredibly stupid theories, intentionally misleading CEO tweets, and tortured stats that persuade you to purchase what common sense tells you is investment offal. "Superb DD" is even worse.
Power Hour is that crucial last hour of the trading day in which stocks perform pretty much like they did in the preceding 5-1/2 hours. For reasons not completely understood, that excites a lot of people.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. Except this one. On Ihub, the one-eyed man is stoned to death as an apostate. Bearers of bad news are advised to wear Kevlar.
I leave you with the story of the naive rube who sits down at the poker table and says, "If we conduct ourselves like gentlemen, we can all make a little money." It doesn't work like that, people. Never has, never will. This isn't a team sport.
Onward.
To All Jailhouse Inmates: Happy.........ah, never mind.
I'm sure that your mailbox is chockablock full with sentiments of admiration.
I'm setting the over/under for the first bitch about premies getting stiffed at 30 minutes.
No, Susan. You should NOT press that button.
I am loath to create controversy, but I would be remiss if I didn't
point out that DDOS is an acronym for Disruptive Debut of Susan.
http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/profilea.aspx?user=583619
Coincidence? I think not.
He meant to say tooth.
Everything is relative.
First, you must decide what type of Admin you want to be. You can be a genuinely nice person like Dan and Edward or you can be like Shelly and Dave.
In truth, there's no actual job. We just wanted to see if anyone would respond to a want ad that said, "Wanted: Someone to rule over vile toads."
No new jailbirds in over 48 hours! I think we have turned the corner on misbehavior. Excellent work, people.
Went outside to breathe the crisp, clean air, went for walks in a pristine national wildlife refuge, sat on a bench to soak in the beauty surrounding me, had numerous face-to-face conversations.
It was frigging horrible.
Thank you, Mr. Churak. Oh, one more thing. When you get a chance, please bring me the head of halbroke1.
Let's see, $8.33/month, premium member for five days...please cut him a check for $1.34.
We will take care of that forthwith.
Multiple aliases are as Ihubbian as spam pie, but it is rather tacky to have one of your aliases fawn over another one of your aliases: "Jim Lur.....you in all your great wisdom" #msg-860980
How tres declasse.
"That was a PM to that guy." No. It was not.
Dan, did you at any time consider making that a private message?
Welcome back. By the way, do you know halbroke1? I think that you two would really hit it off.
Good luck on the outside although I must admit that the over/under on your next incarceration is 21 days, and I'm tempted to take the under.
Nice call, Petey. Cleveland's 28 total yards in the second half was awesome!
I'll delete your post for $50.
Perhaps there is an important distinction between "there are no forbidden topics" and "there are no unwelcome posters."
Yes.
It's supposed to be Ezekiel 25:17.
Hitmen always mangle biblical quotes.
He doesn't sound like he had the right attitude for a tax collector.
I'll alert the media.