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Oh my ! LMAO !
Thanks Tree.
You have a safe one as well.
Geez.
You're giving a TON of homework, Tree
LOL
It is the holiday.
T/Y
Gotta fly ...BBL
JMODYODD
~ Gov't Mule - Million Miles From Yesterday
Cool .
I'll check those out as well.
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Yes indeed !
Wasted Words & Soulshine might be on the top of my list for them.
Can't find Wasted Words on youtube.
I might have to work on that this weekend as well.
JMODYODD
That will be my weekend project !
Thank you.
I'll take that list.
My brother gave me a collectors set many years ago.
Like 12 cd's .
I STILL haven't got through all of them. lol
Thank you.
JMODYODD
~ Kenny Chesney - No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems
~ She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy -Kenny Chesney
~ Allman Bros. - Whipping Post
T/Y
Working on it .
~ The Doors - Alabama Song
~ The Allman Brothers- Ramblin Man
Getting ready for the long weekend.
TGIT !!!!!
lol
~ I Can Dream About You -Dan Hartman
Good Mornin' T
~ Jimmy Buffett - Everybody's Talkin'
~ Mick Jagger & Keith Richards- Get Off Of My Cloud
ut oh !. lol
Mr. Right Rejection Form Letter
Dear (____rejectee's name here____ ),
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as my Mr. Right.
As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition:
[Check all those that apply]
___ Your breasts are bigger than mine.
___ Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.
___ The fact that our finest dining experience to date has been at McDonald's reveals a thriftiness that I find unappealing.
___ Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms by the truckload" indicates that you may be interested in me for something other than my personality.
___ You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me one.
___ Your legs are skinnier than mine. If you can FIT into my pants, then you can't GET into my pants.
___ Your "Putting on a few, aren't you babe?" comment, given the 9-months pregnant size of Your Own beer gut, was inappropriate.
___ You failed the credit check.
___ I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing.
___ The fact that your apartment has been condemned reveals an inherent slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable.
___ The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation.
___ You still live with your parents, and attending night classes to get your High School diploma, are slight negatives.
___ You mention your ex-wife's name more than you mention mine.
The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
~ Eric Clapton - She's Gone
~ Chris Isaak - Don't make me dream about you
~ Gimme Three Steps - Lynyrd Skynyrd
T/Y ...lol
~ Train - She's On Fire
shhhh
That wouldn't be any fun.
Turkey ?
Girl can't help it !
lol
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Ut oh !
Am I starting to sound like Fred ??
GM, kodi
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Piss on it and walk away.
To: YOU
Date: TODAY
From: GOD
Subject: YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE
This is God. Today I will be handling All of your problems for you. I do Not need your help. So, have a nice day.
I love you.
P.S. And, remember...
If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do Not attempt to resolve it yourself! Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. I will get to it in MY TIME. All situations will be resolved, but in My time, not yours.
Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now.
Should you decide to send this to a friend; Thank you. You may have touched their life in ways you will never know!
Now, you have a nice day.
God
God has seen you struggling,
God says it's over.
A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, please send to ten people please don't ignore this.
You are being tested.
JMODYODD
~ Steely Dan - The Caves of Altamira
Good Morning m02 ! I was told to watch this one very closely today.