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agreed 100%
yep kept
also will put you on the floor
OMG that is a good one
yep
> Remember Lee Iacocca, the man who rescued Chrysler Corporation from
> its death throes? He has written a new book, and here are some excerpts.
>
>
> Lee Iacocca Says:
>
>
> 'Am I the only guy in this country who's fed up with what's happening? Where
> the hell is our outrage? We should be screaming bloody murder. We've got a
> gang of clueless bozos steering our ship of state right over a cliff, we've
> got corporate gangsters stealing us blind, and we can't even clean up after
> a hurricane much less build a hybrid car. But instead of getting mad,
> everyone sits around and nods their heads when the politicians say, 'Stay
> the course'
>
> Stay the course? You've got to be kidding. This is America , not the damned
> 'Titanic'. I'll give you a sound bite: 'Throw all the bums out!'
>
> You might think I'm getting senile, that I've gone off my rocker, and maybe
> I have. But someone has to speak up. I hardly recognize this country
> anymore.
>
> The most famous business leaders are not the innovators but the guys in
> hand cuffs. While we're fiddling in Iraq , the Middle East is burning and
> nobody seems to know what to do. And the press is waving 'pom-poms' instead
> of asking hard questions. That's not the promise of the ' America ' my
> parents and yours traveled across the ocean for. I've had enough. How about
> you?
>
> I'll go a step further. You can't call yourself a patriot if you're not
> outraged. This is a fight I'm ready and willing to have.
>
> The Biggest 'C' is Crisis !
>
> Leaders are made, not born. Leadership is forged in times of crisis It's
> easy to sit there with your feet up on the desk and talk theory. Or send
> someone else's kids off to war when you've never seen a battlefield
> yourself. It's another thing to lead when yo ur world comes tumbling down.
>
> On September 11, 2001, we needed a strong leader more than any other time in
> our history. We needed a steady hand to guide us out of the ashes. A Hell of
> a M ess
>
> So here's where we stand. We're immersed in a bloody war with no plan for
> winning and no plan for leaving. We're running the biggest deficit in the
> history of the country. We're losing the manufacturing edge to Asia , while
> our once-great companies are getting slaughtered by health care costs. Gas
> prices are skyrocketing, and no body in power has a coherent energy policy.
> Our schools are in trouble. Our borders are like sieves. The middle class
> is being squeezed every which way. These are times that cry out for
> leadership.
>
> But when you look around, you've got to ask: 'Where have all the leaders
> gone?' Where are the curious, creative communicators? Where are the people
> of character, courage, conviction, omnipotence, and common sense? I may be
> a sucker for alliteration, but I think you get the point.
>
> Name me a leader who has a better idea for homeland security than making us
> take off our shoes in airports and thro w away our shampoo? We've spent
> billions of dollars building a huge new bureaucracy, and all we know how to
> do is react to things that have already happened.
>
> Name me one leader who emerged from the crisis of Hurricane Katrina.
> Congre ss has yet to spend a single day evaluating the response to the
> hurricane, or demanding accountability for the decisions that were made in
> the crucial hours after the storm.
>
> Everyone's hunkering down, fingers crossed, hoping it doesn't happen again.
> Now, that's just crazy. Storms happen. Deal with it. Make a plan. Figure out
> what you're going to do the next time.
>
> Name me an industry leader who is thinking creativ ely about how we can
> restore our competitive edge in manufacturing. Who would have believed that
> there could ever be a time when 'The Big Three' referred to Japanese car
> companies? How did this happen, and more important, what are we going to do
> about it?
>
> Name me a govern ment leader who can articulate a plan for paying down the
> debt, or solving the energy crisis, or managing the health care problem. The
> silence is deafening. But these are the crises that are eating away at our
> country and milking the middle class dry.
>
> I have news for the gang in Congress. We didn't elect you to sit on your
> asses and do nothing and remain silent while our democracy is being hijacked
> and our greatness is being replaced with mediocrity. What is everybody so
> afraid of? That some bonehead on Fox News will call them a name? Give me a
> break. Why don't you guys show some spine for a change?
>
> Had Enough?
>
> Hey, I'm not trying to be the voice of gloom and doom here. I'm trying to
> light a fire. I'm speaking out because I have hope I believe in America . In
> my lifetime I've had the privilege of living through some of America 's
> greatest moments. I've also experienced some of our worst crises: the 'Great
> Depression', 'World War II', the 'Korean War', the 'Kennedy Assassination',
> the 'Vietnam War', the 1970s oil crisis, and the struggles of recent years
> culminating with 9/11.
>
> If I've learned one thing, it's this: 'You don't get anywhere by standing on
> the sidelines waiting for somebody else to take action. Whether it's
> building a better car or building a better future for our children, we all
> have a role to play. That's the challenge I'm raising in this book. It's a
> call to 'Action' for peop le who, like me, believe in America It's not too
> late, but it's getting pretty close. So let's sha ke off the crap and go to
> work. Let's tell 'em all we've had 'enough
Here's one you might like.
http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/206
Well T/Y Teepee, I'm sure that will do the trick. lol
test
lol
kinda like these pinky's I'm in.
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. (Mohandas Gandhi)
Fools learn from experience. Wise men learn from the experience of others
OMG that is so bad
LOL I do agree with most of that.
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human penis was shaped the way it was.MIT allocated a budget of $200,000 and after 2 years research decided the the head of the penis was bigger than the shaft so that during intercourse a better seal was maintained and thus preventing leakage and ensuring fertilization.Johns Hopkins Medical Center allocated a budget of $500,000 and after 5 years research decided that the head was bigger than the shaft in order to provide more stimulation, ensure ejaculation and thus allow for impregnation.The fellows over at the University of Hawaii spent $2.50, bought a copy of the latest Victoria's Secret catalog and reached the conclusion that the head is bigger to prevent your hand from slipping off!
ROFLAO
That Little Penny In The Parking Lot
Remember this every time you pass that little penny in the parking lot.
I always thought that it was for good luck, but I love this version better.
I found a penny today
laying on the ground.
But it's not just a penny,
this little coin I've found.
Found pennies come from heaven,
that's what my Grandpa told me.
He said Angels toss them down.
Oh, how I loved that story.
He said when an Angel misses you,
they toss a penny down;
Sometimes just to cheer you up,
to make a smile out of your frown.
So, don't pass by that penny
when you're feeling blue.
It may be a penny from heaven
that an Angel's tossed to you.
So now pass this on to people you care about
and who you feel are Angels to you.
I just did.
An Angel is now watching over you.
Have A Great Day!
Even I could handle that without spell checker.
The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!"
The other partner replied, "What are you worried about? We're both here.
Get money to heaven
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can�t take it with you."
After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.
Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer;s wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with cash.
"Oh, that darned old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement.
yup
Tips on buying gas...
TIPS ON PUMPING GAS (Good information) I don't know what you
guys are paying for gasoline.... but here in California we are also paying
higher, up to $3.50 per gallon. But my line of work is in petroleum for
about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's
worth for every gallon..
Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose , CA we deliver
about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline. One day is
diesel the next day is jet fuel, and gasoline, regular and premium grades.
We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons.
Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground
temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their
storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground the more dense the
gasoline, when i t gets wamer gasoline e xpands, so buying in the afternoon
or in the evening....your gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum
business, the specific gravity and the temperature of the gasoline, diesel
and jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products plays an important role.
A 1-degree rise in temperature is a big deal for this business. But the
service stations do not have temperature compensation at the pumps.
When you're filling up do not squeeze the trigger of the nozzle to a fast
mode. If you look you will see that the trigger has three (3) stages: low,
middle, and high. In slow mode you should be pumping on low speed, thereby
minimizing the vapors that are created while you are pumping. All hoses at
the pump have a vapor return. If you are pumping on the fast rate, some of
the liquid that goes to your tank becomes vapor. Those vapors are being
sucked up and back into the underground storage tank so you're getting le s s
worth for your money .
One of the most important tips is to fill up when your gas tank is HALF FULL
or HALF EMPTY. The reason for this is, the more gas you have in your tank
the less air occupying its empty space. Gasoline evaporates faster than you
can imagine. Gasoline storage tanks have an internal floating roof. This
roof serves as zero clearance between the gas and the atmosphere, so it
minimizes the evaporation. Unlike service stations, here where I work, every
truck that we load is temperature compensated so that every gallon is
actually the exact amount.
Another reminder, if there is a gasoline truck pumping into the storage
tanks when you stop to buy gas, DO NOT fill up--most likely the gasoline is
being stirred up as the gas is being delivered, and you might pick up some
of the dirt that normally settles on the bottom.
Hope this will help you get the most value for your money.
DO SHARE THESE TIPS WITH OTHERS!
~ Have a Blessed Day ~
wow that's a lot of spaghetti.
That wouldn't be any fun.
yeah , I don't understand the concept behind the meth clinics either.
nope, not even going there.
oops. I hate when that happens.
Oh yeah !!
ooooooooooo
pretty kinky
That's a good answer to remember.
your numbers might be off..just a little. LOL
So were the shoes too small or too big ??
that's why you need to use an oral contraceptive.
Yeah, if only chocolate was the answer.
This is the earliest Easter in nearly a century – the last time Easter fell this early was in 1913. And no one alive today will see another Easter this early in the year. The holiday (or holy day) won't fall again on March 23 – which is the second-earliest day possible – until 2160
eewwwww
LMAO !!
reminds me of that saying...
She don't f**k fossils for free
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."