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Steve Miller Band - Keep on rocking me Baby
Burton Cummings - My Own Way To Rock
yep
Reba McEntire - Rumor Has It
Liability
A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wife in bed with another man. "Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of the world."
"It's all right for you to say," answered his buddy. "But what if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with your wife?"
The fella ponders for a moment, then says, "I'd break his cane and kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass."
Q: How do you save a man from drowning?
A: Take your foot off of his head.
Q: Why do women work harder than men?
A: Women get it done right the first time.
Why It's GREAT To Be A Guy...
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
- Your orgasms are real. Always.
- Your last name stays put.
- The garage is all yours.
- Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- You can be president.
- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
- Foreplay is optional.
- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
- The world is your urinal.
- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
- You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
- Same work... more pay.
- Wrinkles add character.
- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
- Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
- If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
- Princess Di's death was just another obituary.
- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
- Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
- Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
- One mood, all the time.
lol
Meredith Brooks - It Don't Get No Better
Aaron Tippin - My Blue Angel
now you are starting to sound like me.
thats cute. lol
yep
lol
Yep Fred.
I have made some bad stock picks this week.
With a little focus I might be able to regain some losses.
That would give me some peace of mind.
Gotta hit the road, Catch ya on the filpside !
A mother and her 5 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Denver to Dallas.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes ?
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.
So the boy walks to the galley and asks the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?
The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me"
The boy said, "Yes, she did...."
"Well, then, please tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."
mornin' buddy. :)
Train - Calling All Angels
Train - Mississippi
Train - Free
Same here, getting daily afternoon rains. Thank goodness.
I've been doing the last job for the past 20 years.
Never was paid 50 dollars a hour for it.
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Nice to know, I am not alone.
Good Morning Tina .
I returned my blackberry, lol
couldn't figure it out.
Bob Dylan - It Ain't Me Babe
The Submarines - Peace & Hate
Fleetwood Mac- Never Going Back Again
Neil Young - Sugar Mountain
The Guess Who - No sugar tonight
kid rock - sugar
soccer dude, right ?
finally a name I recognize.
Men ??
lol the music...
well, who knows.
I will have to look them up.