And your point is?

sarals,I thought we were having a conversation about the govt. not paying for your daughters health care..............?

Thank you.

HR......?

Under the benefits section they always address who's covered....and to what age and occupation.Student being one.

I'm sure you have a copy of your health plan.

Cheesespreadfred............

Unemployment

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says "hi, I hate drawing welfare, I'd really rather have a job."

The man behind the welfare desk says "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chaffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy says "you're bullshitting me."

The welfare clerk says "yeah, well, you started it."

You may find that you do..mine were eligible to age 25 and in college.

My two adult daughter, for instance, are working as waitresses while they go to college... they have absolutely no insurance

My sons did the same,but were covered under my policy because I chose to pay for it.

"I think it's police brutality."........That's his favorite part!

Cheesespreadfred - Jail again....there is a God!

Would that be on his deck,as in house or trim on his boat?

Only to my close friends.

Wouldn't that be redundant...........getting the dirt on a dirtbag?

Cassandra,Why do you continue to stir the pot?

AK - Why do you start this chit?

And you are naive to think otherwise.

I like what I see....There you go again being positive.You'll be back in jail in a Matt minute!

Thanks Trillium!

rollinjgrock.Nice little bounce today...good for the investors!

Cassandra,Aside from the couple of issues you have with EDIG,you have to admit,it's been a good day for the EDIGGERS!

"However, since DABOSS falsely claimed that HP is a customer of EDIG and tried to link EDIG to other HP products that are coming out, when there is no direct connection whatsoever (See #msg-1128134), I simply felt a correction of the false claim was in order."


Because you say there's no direct connection it must be true?I don't think so.

There is a direct connection and as much as YOU don't want there to be...it's there and a fact.

As usual,profound.

That's the first time I've heard of a Canadian going fishing in the States...must be the beer!

Trite!

"Without all the facts only a race baiter would infer what you are inferring."

That always a good fall back position when you can't argue the merits.

That's a given, I agree!

She is as much a whore as any of the women that caroused with Bill and is a lot more dangerous.

NOW may use that in their next membership drive!

I'll have to admit I'm not much of a sheep smeller and will have to leave that to the resident expert(s)! <G>

ONBGG,You gotta watch out for ole rollingrock,he might be "pervin" around your castle!

That's great news,now I can re-apply to UofM!

Cassandra,Maybe you should keep it on the EDIG stock board rather than here.

ONEBGG,this is a little long,hope you'll allow it.
From another board.

Subject: Over 50

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.

HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took:

The melody out of music,
The pride out of appearance,
The courtesy out of driving,
The romance out of love,
The commitment out of marriage,
The responsibility out of parenthood,
The togetherness out of the family,
The learning out of education,
The service out of patriotism,
The Golden Rule from rulers,
The nativity scene out of cities,
The civility out of behavior,
The refinement out of language,
The dedication out of employment,
The prudence out of spending,
The ambition out of achievement, or,
God out of government and school.

And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated
patience and tolerance from personal relationships and interactions with others!!

And, we do understand the meaning of patriotism, and remember those who have fought and died for our country.

Does anyone under the age of 50 know the lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner?

What about the last verse of My Country 'tis of Thee? "Our father's God to thee, Author of liberty, To Thee we sing. Long may our land be bright, With freedom's Holy light. Protect us by Thy might, Great God our King."

Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their hearts as they stand at attention with their hand over their hearts!

YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

I'm the life of the party....even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps... with a
hammer.

I'm usually interested in going home before I get to
where I am going.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over...

I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not nearly as cute as mine.

I'm so cared for --long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

I'm not really grouchy,

I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, lawyers, loud music, unruly kids, Toyota commercials, Tom Brokaw, Dan Rather, barking dogs, politicians and a few other things I can't seem to remember right now.

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

I'm having trouble remembering simple words like.....

I'm beginning to realizing that aging is not for wimps.

I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days, and when did they let kids become policemen?

I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?

And, how can my kids be older than I feel sometimes?

I'm a walking storeroom of facts...I've just lost the key to the storeroom door.

Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!

GG,Good point,in fact a couple of my Canadian associates go every year.

Only when their not in Florida.

Colt,I don't think you rode the short bus.......do you know Gazintas?

Colt,Damn if you don't sound like my ex-wife.Did you win a spelling bee in 1970? <GG>

Colt186Navy,When it becomes a paying job,I'll know who to recommend!

Varoooooooooom?

Hey Joe,I own it,my money.........think I'll stay awhile!